I’m getting curious yall!
So, I’m adopted. And, as a white orphan-type, I have no clue as to what’s my biological heritage. I don’t think about it all THAT often; but this weekend while I was shaving I looked into the sink and there it was: A 2CM-LONG RED-LOOKING HAIR!!!
Red? Huh.
What does it all mean, Internet? Does it mean I’m For Real Irish? Finally living up to my For Real Irish name? Or does it mean I have some sort of Scandinavian background? Where my GreatGreatGreatGreatGreatGreat Grandfather (give or take) Erik The Red led fleets of vikings on crusades of raping and pillaging? Sounds fun, right? I DID buy a shirt w/ a Viking on it at Family Thrift on Saturday? DESTINY PERHAPS?
What do you guys think? From what you know of me, where are my ancestors from?
And furthermore, what tips do you gingers have for making it through day-to-day life? Possibly being one of you scares me to death.
SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 29, 2009 at 2:43 am |
WELL I think that red hair was a fluke because red heads have a lower pain tolerance than other hair colors, and you always take my beatings like a man.